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Nationality Scottish

Position Forward

Team(s) Chelsea 1992-1997, QPR 1997-1998, Everton 1998-1999

Stats 160 Appearances, 58 Goals

Fun Fact Spencer is now the manager of the Portland Timbers after a successful spell as assistant coach at the Houston Dynamo. 

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Nationality English

Position Right Wing Back

Team(s) QPR 1984-1989, Swindon 1989-1993 & 1996-1997 & 1998-1999, Leeds 1993, Tottenham 1993-1997, Ipswich 1997-1998

Stats 277 Appearances, 7 Goals

Fun Fact Spurs paid £450,000 for Kerslake, however he only made 34 appearances in 4 years.

Submitted by Dave Bryant

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Nationality English

Position Striker / Attacking midfielder

Team(s) Watford 1989-1991 & 1995-1997, Aston Villa 1991, QPR 1991-1995

Stats 155 Appearances, 41 Goals

Fun Fact While playing for non-league Mangotsfield he started to give up on football and became a qualified plumber, he spent 2 years plumbing before being spotted by Bristol City scouts and finally getting his break.

Submitted by Ryan Hamer

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Nationality English

Position Full back/Winger

Team(s) QPR 1990-1997, West Ham 1997-1998, Leicester 1998-2004

Stats 366 Appearances, 15 Goals

Fun Fact Andy Impey won QPR Player of the Year in 1993, 1994 and 1995. He is the only player to win the award 3 times.

Submitted by keithjmt

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Nationality English

Position Striker

Team(s) Ipswich 1987-1995, Arsenal 1995-1998, QPR 1998-2001

Stats 324 Appearances, 79 Goals

Fun Fact Chris’ brother is journeyman pro Andy Kiwomya, and his nephew (Andy’s son) Alex, is currently playing in the Chelsea youth team and holds various youth althletics records for sprinting.

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Nationality English

Position Midfielder/Striker

Teams QPR 1984-1987/1996-2002, Newcastle 1990-1993, Chelsea 1993-1996, Charlton 2001

Stats 421 Appearances, 89 Goals

Fun Fact In 2008, after a successful stint as a media pundit/Garth Crooks baiter, Peacock moved to Canada to begin a new life as a Christian minister. The hirsute Peacock was famously simulcast on two different television channels when he presented Songs of Praise at the same time as appearing on African Cup of Nations coverage.

Submitted by Jack Hudspith

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Nationality Czech

Position Goalkeeper

Team West Ham 1990-1998, QPR 1998-2001

Stats 372 Appearance, 0 Goals

Fun Fact He is well remembered for a man of the match performance against Manchester United on the last day of the 1994/95 season where West Ham drew 1–1 with Manchester United to help secure Blackburn Rovers their first league title in over 80 years.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) QPR 1987-2001

Stats 390 Appearances, 93 Goals

Fun Fact When once asked in an interview who the most “well-endowed” player he ever played with was, he answered with Les Ferdinand.

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Nationality Czech

Position Goalkeeper

Team(s) QPR 1990-1994

Stats 107 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact He was one of only 13 foreign players to play on the opening weekend of the FA Premier League.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) QPR 1991-1998, Fulham 1998-2003, West Ham 2003-2005

Stats 353 Appearances 3 Goals

Fun Fact He now owns a tanning salon in Egham.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) QPR 1990-1994, Newcastle 1994-1998, Blackburn 1998-2000

Stats 306 appearances, 9 goals

Fun Fact During a game a collision with his own goalkeeper led to Peacock suffering damaged vertebrae in his neck and compression to his spine, he played on in the game despite being knocked unconscious. It was only after the game when it became clear how close he had come to full paralysis.