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Nationality English

Position Goalkeeper

Team(s) Blackburn 1990-1996, Crystal Palace 1996

Stats 127 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact Early on during his time at Tottenham Hotspur, a match at Loftus Road saw him let a soft shot go through his hands and body for an embarrassing goal for which he was dubbed “Booby Mimms”.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) Crystal Palace 1986-1995, Coventry City 1995-2006

Stats 317 Appearances, 1 Goal

Fun Fact Shaw was famously the player that got Eric Cantona sent off before he went on to kung-fu kick Crystal Palace fan Matthew Simmons.

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Nationality English

Position Left-back

Team(s) Crystal Palace 1991-1998, Middlesbrough 1998-2002

Stats 264 Appearances, 25 Goals

Fun Fact After leaving Middlesbrough, Gordon played for 20 different clubs in the space of 8 years, including 8 non-league clubs.

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Nationality English

Position Striker

Team(s) Crystal Palace 1992-1995, Tottenham 1995-2002

Stats 259 Appearances, 93 Goals

Fun Fact In March 1995, Armstrong tested positive for cannabis, becoming the first ever Premier League player to fail a drugs test. He was hit with a 4 game ban and returned after a short spell in rehab.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) Tottenham 1992-1998, Crystal Palace 1998-2002

Stats 266 Appearances, 6 Goals

Fun Fact Austin was sued by Celtic player Shaun Maloney for £125,000 after a Spanish property deal arranged by his agent turned sour.

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Nationality English

Position Midfield

Team(s) Arsenal 1988-1997, Crystal Palace 1997-2001

Stats 127 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact Is probably most famous for being the player that broke his arm in a celebration, as he was hoisted up and dropped by team mate and skipper Tony Adams.

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Nationality Italian

Position Striker

Team Crystal Palace 1997-1998

Stats 12 Appearances, 1 Goal

Fun Fact In May 2006, he was arrested by Italian police in Torino over allegation of his implication in hashish traffic.

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Nationality Irish

Position Winger, Central Midfielder, Right Back, Sweeper

Team Crystal Palace 1988-1993, Arsenal 1993-1996, Man City 1996-1999

Stats 243 Appearances 13 Goals

Fun Fact The ultimate utility player, McGoldrick sported a monobrow throughout his career and enjoyed what some may call the “poor man’s Bergomi” look during his time at Crystal Palace, which was based on Inter Milan’s Giuseppe Bergomi’s famous 80s monobrow

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Nationality Swedish

Position Striker

Team(s) Leeds 1995-1997, Crystal Palace 1998

Stats 33 Appearances 4 Goals

Fun Fact Voted in at number 2 in The Times poll of the “50 Worst footballers (to grace the Premier League)”, Brolin gained notoriety in his native Sweden after an alleged “incident” with a badger.

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Nationality Yugoslavian

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Bolton 1995-1996, Aston Villa 1996-1998, Crystal Palace 1998-1999

Stats 80 Appearances 9 Goals

Fun Fact In 2007 he won the Serbian Celebrity Big Brother

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Nationality Italian

Position Winger

Team(s) Crystal Palace 1997-1999

Stats 43 appearances, 8 goals

Fun Fact There are no fun facts relating to Attilio Lombardo.

Fake Fact It is physically impossible to find a picture of Lombardo when he isn’t bald.