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Nationality Georgian

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Newcastle United 1997-2000

Stats 78 appearances, 8 goals

Fun Fact Fondly remembered for his creative goal celebrations, notably this one.

Submitted by Patrik Gelesits

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Nationality English

Position Striker

Team(s) Newcastle 1989-1992, Coventry 1992-1994

Stats 179 Appearances, 84 Goals

Fun Fact Whilst at Coventry, he was nicknamed ‘Sumo’ and famously quoted that he was the Premier League’s “fattest player over a yard”.

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Nationality French

Position Right Back

Team(s) Chelsea 1998, Newcastle 1998-2000, Manchester City 2000-2003

Stats 74 Appearances, 4 Goals

Fun Fact Charvet scored 2 goals in his 11 league games with Chelsea, compared to 2 in his next 63 with Newcastle and Manchester City. A poor return considering the 18 goals he managed from 88 league appearances with Cannes.

Suggested by @andrewcharding

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Nationality Cypriot

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Newcastle 1993-1994

Stats 7 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact He was the first Cypriot to play in the Premier League.

Suggested by @adamf2384

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Nationality English

Position Left Back

Team(s) Newcastle 1998-2001

Stats 6 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact Touted by many to be the long term replacement to Stuart Pearce in the England squad he was unfortunately plagued by injuries and had to retire at 25. He is now fitness coach for QPR.

Suggested by @adamf2384

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Nationality French

Position Defender

Team(s) Newcastle 1999-2000

Stats 6 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact He had the experience of over 400 games in France, and was signed to bolster Newcastle’s ‘leaky’ defence. Whilst there was no doubt he was a good player there were serious doubts about his effort and commitment. He returned to France because he was “home sick”.

Suggested by @adamf2384

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Nationality Peruvian

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Newcastle 1998-2004 & 2005-2007, Aston Villa 2004-2005, West Ham 2007-2008

Stats 312 Appearances, 57 Goals

Fun Fact Apparently, Nobby Solano is an accomplished trumpet player and has set up his own salsa band called ‘The Geordie Latinos’. He is also one of Peru’s most famous people, appearing on their stamps, telephone cards, and had his wedding screened live on national television.

Submitted by Joe

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Nationality Swedish

Position Forward

Team Newcastle 1998-1999

Stats 27 Appearances, 4 Goals

Fun Fact Andersson only scored 4 goals for Newcastle in the Premier League, but after returning to Sweden to play for AIK he scored this beauty against Arsenal.

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Nationality English

Position Midfielder/Striker

Teams QPR 1984-1987/1996-2002, Newcastle 1990-1993, Chelsea 1993-1996, Charlton 2001

Stats 421 Appearances, 89 Goals

Fun Fact In 2008, after a successful stint as a media pundit/Garth Crooks baiter, Peacock moved to Canada to begin a new life as a Christian minister. The hirsute Peacock was famously simulcast on two different television channels when he presented Songs of Praise at the same time as appearing on African Cup of Nations coverage.

Submitted by Jack Hudspith

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Nationality French

Position Striker

Team Newcastle United 1998

Stats 4 Appearance, 1 Goal

Fun Fact Despite starting 4 games for France in their World Cup win in 1998 and being knighted he never really found his feet in the premiership and was voted the worst striker ever to play in the premier league by the Daily Mail

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Nationality Swiss

Position Defender

Team(s) Newcastle 1994-1995, Everton 1995-1997

Stats 56 Appearances, 2 Goals

Fun Fact Signed for Everton for £750,000 and little over a year later sold for £25,000 and is regularly listed in Everton’s Worst XI.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) Wimbledon 1990-1995, Newcastle 1995-2001

Stats 344 Appearances, 14 Goals

Fun Fact In 2006, Warren Barton was part of ITV4’s World Cup team of pundits. He presented his own comedy segment entitled ‘Warren Barton Travel Agent’ in which Warren provided a comical breakdown of each country taking part in the World Cup.

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Nationality English

Position Left Back

Team(s) Barnsley 1986-1989, Portsmouth 1989-1992, Newcastle 1992-1998, Southampton 1998-2000

Stats 374 Appearances 16 Goals

Fun Fact Later in his career, Beresford went on to represent the England Beach Soccer team in an exhibition game in Birmingham.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) Sunderland 1981-1986, Liverpool 1986-1992, Newcastle 1992-1995

Stats 392 Appearances 4 Goals

Fun Fact Famous for his mullet haircut he revealed that he rejected a TV role as lead reporter for a new show entitled Mullet Hunter.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) QPR 1990-1994, Newcastle 1994-1998, Blackburn 1998-2000

Stats 306 appearances, 9 goals

Fun Fact During a game a collision with his own goalkeeper led to Peacock suffering damaged vertebrae in his neck and compression to his spine, he played on in the game despite being knocked unconscious. It was only after the game when it became clear how close he had come to full paralysis.