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Nationality English

Position Left-back

Team(s) Crystal Palace 1991-1998, Middlesbrough 1998-2002

Stats 264 Appearances, 25 Goals

Fun Fact After leaving Middlesbrough, Gordon played for 20 different clubs in the space of 8 years, including 8 non-league clubs.

Suggested by @WiliamHardy

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Nationality Bolivian

Position Forward

Team Middlesbrough 1994-1997

Stats 25 Appearances, 2 Goals

Fun Fact Was the first player to reach 100 goals and 100 assists in the MLS.

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Nationality Irish

Position Forward

Team(s) Middlesbrough 1985-1993

Stats 307 Appearences, 119 Goals

Fun Fact Slaven’s former international teammate Tony Cascarino claimed in his autobiography that, Slaven would telephone his dog every night when away from home with the squad: “… Bernie would be howling like Lassie into the phone ‘Woof, woof, aru, aru, woof!’ He’d be kissing the receiver and lavishing affection – ‘Hello, lovey dovey’ – on a dog!”.

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Nationality English

Position Striker

Team(s) Leeds 1993-1995, Coventry 1995-2000, Middlesbrough 2000-2003

Stats 242 Appearances, 43 Goals

Fun Fact Whelan competed in an episode of Celebrity MasterChef broadcast in 2008, but was eliminated in the first round, including a disaster at the Belgo restaurant in Covent Garden.

Suggested by @willodoherty

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Nationality Norwegian

Position Striker

Team Middlesbrough 1995-1996,Sheffield United 1997-1998, Barnsley 1998

Stats 109 Appearances 37 Goals

Fun Fact Fjortoft is most famous and remembered in England for his goal celebration which saw him stretch out both of his arms and run around the pitch like an aeroplane, an example of which can be found here

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Nationality Brazilian

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Middlesbrough 1995-1997, 1999-2000, 2002-2004

Stats 126 Appearances, 27 Goals

Fun Fact Juninho is only 5 ft 5 inches making him one of the smallest players to ever play in the Premier League.

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Nationality Italian

Position Striker

Team(s) Middlesbrough 1996-1997, Derby County 2001-2003

Stats 84 Appearances, 31 Goals

Fun Fact Fabrizio Ravanelli was born middle aged, having always had grey hair.

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Nationality English

Position Winger

Team(s) Middlesbrough 1985-1992, Blackburn Rovers 1992-1998, Southampton 1998-2002

Stats 490 Appearances, 40 Goals

Fun Fact Ripley earned a first class combined honours degree in Law and French form The University of Central Lancashire and has gone on to become a solicitor.

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Nationality Italian

Position Defender

Team(s) Middlesbrough 1997-2002, Portsmouth 2002-2003

Stats 163 Appearances, 11 Goals

Fun Fact Festa was an accomplished martial arts master and a junior Italian tennis champion before becoming a footballer.

Submitted by James Keeling

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Nationality Danish

Position Striker

Teams Middlesbrough 1996-1999, Derby County 1999

Stats 109 Appearances, 26 Goals

Fun Fact He is consistently voted in supporters poll’s as the worst player ever to appear for Derby.

Submitted by James Keeling

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Nationality Welsh

Position Full Back / Winger

Team(s) Man United 1982-1994, Middlesbrough 1994-1999

Stats 317 Appearances 31 Goals

Fun Fact He has the unique distinction of having worn every number for Manchester United from 2 to 11

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Nationality Italian

Position Forward

Team(s) Sheffield Wednesday 1996-1999, Aston Villa 1999-2000, Bradford City 2000-2001, Derby County 2001-2002, Middlesbrough 2002

Stats 187 appearances, 41 goals

Fun Fact Carbone continued to play up until last year. He is now the U-21 coach of the last team he played at, A.C. Pavia.

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Nationality English

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Middlesbrough 1990-2002

Stats 365 appearances, 25 goals

Fun Fact Now coaches the Boston College Eagles in America