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Nationality English

Nationality Midfielder

Team(s) Derby 1999-2001 / 2005-2007, Leeds 2001-2005

Stats 184 Appearances, 10 Goals

Fun Fact Seth Johnson played 17 minutes for England in his entire international career, in a 1-0 defeat to Italy in November 2000.

Submitted by David Sims

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Nationality English

Position Right Wing Back

Team(s) QPR 1984-1989, Swindon 1989-1993 & 1996-1997 & 1998-1999, Leeds 1993, Tottenham 1993-1997, Ipswich 1997-1998

Stats 277 Appearances, 7 Goals

Fun Fact Spurs paid £450,000 for Kerslake, however he only made 34 appearances in 4 years.

Submitted by Dave Bryant

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Nationality South African

Position Striker

Team(s) Leeds 1994-1996

Stats 31 Appearances, 5 Goals

Fun Fact Affectionately nicknamed “Chippa”, his get to know section on his website is a must read.

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Nationality English

Position Striker

Team(s) Leeds 1993-1995, Coventry 1995-2000, Middlesbrough 2000-2003

Stats 242 Appearances, 43 Goals

Fun Fact Whelan competed in an episode of Celebrity MasterChef broadcast in 2008, but was eliminated in the first round, including a disaster at the Belgo restaurant in Covent Garden.

Suggested by @willodoherty

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Nationality English

Position Striker

Team(s) Leeds 1990-1993, West Ham 1993-1995, Ipswich 1995-1996

Stats 199 Appearances, 70 Goals

Fun Fact Chapman is married to the actress Leslie Ash, with whom he currently owns a number of restaurants and bars.

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Nationality Portuguese

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Leeds United 1997-1999, Sheffield United 1999-2001

Stats 67 Appearances, 5 Goals

Fun Fact Bruno was signed for Leeds after George Graham spotted him whilst scouting Jimmy Floyd-Hasselbaink, and if you want to you can remember this Portuguese winger with a commemorative puzzle.

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Nationality Norwegian

Position Right-Back

Team(s) Oldham Athletic 1991-1996, Leeds United 1996-1999 Bradford City 1999-2002

Stats 343 Appearances, 25 Goals

Fun Fact He shares the name of famous Norwegian trumpet player Gunnar Halle.

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Nationality South African

Position Defender

Team(s) Leeds 1994-2005

Stats 200 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact If you had a pen, you could colour in a gap in every single letter of his last name.

Submitted by Andy Vale

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) Sheffield United 1990-1995, Leeds 1995-1997, Manchester City 1997-1998

Stats 203 Appearances, 7 Goals

Fun Fact Beesley is now part of the backroom staff at Notts County. Paul had been working with Stockport as Kit Man under Carlton Palmer a few years before that.

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Nationality English

Position Winger

Team(s) Blackburn 1989-1999, Leeds 1999-2004

Stats 352 Appearances, 35 Goals

Fun Fact Wilcox is a black belt in Judo and even represented England before he became a professional footballer.

Submitted by Dave Qu

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Nationality Dutch

Position Defender

Team(s) Leeds 1997-2000, Bradford 2000-2003

Stats 122 Appearances, 7 Goals

Fun Fact His career at Leeds was effectively ended after a challenge from Nicolas Anelka, then playing for Arsenal. He failed to make another appearance for Leeds and was sold to Bradford to help their fight against relegation.

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Nationality Australian/English

Position Left Back

Team(s) Aston Villa 1983-87, Chelsea 1987-91, Leeds 1991-97, Derby 1998-2000

Stats 569 Appearances, 18 Goals

Fun Fact During his time in Torino, Tony Dorigo collaborated with Dolmio in order to produce an unsuccessful range of pasta sauces.

submitted by Jack Scragg

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Nationality Swedish

Position Striker

Team(s) Leeds 1995-1997, Crystal Palace 1998

Stats 33 Appearances 4 Goals

Fun Fact Voted in at number 2 in The Times poll of the “50 Worst footballers (to grace the Premier League)”, Brolin gained notoriety in his native Sweden after an alleged “incident” with a badger.

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Nationality Ghana

Position Striker

Team(s) Leeds United 1995-1997

Stats 47 appearances, 24 goals

Fun Fact To this day Yeboah is the only player to ever win successive BBC Match of the Day Goal of the Month competitions, doing so in September and October 1995.