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Nationality English

Position Right Wing Back

Team(s) QPR 1984-1989, Swindon 1989-1993 & 1996-1997 & 1998-1999, Leeds 1993, Tottenham 1993-1997, Ipswich 1997-1998

Stats 277 Appearances, 7 Goals

Fun Fact Spurs paid £450,000 for Kerslake, however he only made 34 appearances in 4 years.

Submitted by Dave Bryant

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Nationality Macedonian

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Ipswich 1992-1993

Stats 9 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact Born and raised in Macedonia, he ended up playing for Australia 6 times, scoring once.

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Nationality New Zealand

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Ipswich 1994-1997

Stats 3 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact Was the first New Zealander to play in the Premier League, but only managed 3 games before returning to play for numerous clubs back in New Zealand.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Teams Manchester City 1988-1990, Ipswich Town 1990-1991, Sheffield United 1991-1996

Stats 452 Appearances, 20 Goals

Fun Fact Whilst playing for Sheffield United in 1992 Brian Gayle scored an own goal in a match against Leeds Utd that gave them a win at Bramall Lane and handed them the Division 1 title. 

Submitted by footysphere

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Nationality English

Position Striker

Team(s) Ipswich 1987-1995, Arsenal 1995-1998, QPR 1998-2001

Stats 324 Appearances, 79 Goals

Fun Fact Chris’ brother is journeyman pro Andy Kiwomya, and his nephew (Andy’s son) Alex, is currently playing in the Chelsea youth team and holds various youth althletics records for sprinting.

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Nationality English

Position Striker

Team(s) Leeds 1990-1993, West Ham 1993-1995, Ipswich 1995-1996

Stats 199 Appearances, 70 Goals

Fun Fact Chapman is married to the actress Leslie Ash, with whom he currently owns a number of restaurants and bars.

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Nationality English

Position Left Back

Team(s) Blackburn Rovers 1996-1999, Ipswich Town 1999-2002

Stats 89 Appearances, 2 Goals

Fun Fact Gary was the first footballer to play a football league match while wearing an electronic tag.

Submitted by arghbrainzaps

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Nationality Argentinian

Position Defender

Team(s) Ipswich 1994-1999, Tottenham 1999-2004, West Ham 2004

Stats 348 Appearances, 9 Goals

Fun Fact After tearing his hamstring 27 minutes into his West Ham debut against Millwall, Taricco then offered to have his contract with the club cancelled, which the club accepted. At the time Alan Pardew commented that it was one of the most honest things he had ever known a footballer to do.

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Nationality Ivorian

Position Striker

Team(s) West Ham 1997-2000, Ipswich 1998

Stats 27 Appearances, 6 Goals

Fun Fact Since hanging up his boots, Samassi has allegedly become immersed in the world of witch craft in his native Africa and is believed to have resurrected a squirrel who had fallen from a tree, leading him to win Ivory Coast’s Witch of the Year 2002-2003.

Submitted by Ben Wright

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Nationality English

Position Defender/Striker

Team(s) Everton 1984-1988, Oldham Athletic 1988-1993, Ipswich Town 1993-1996, Leicester City 1996-2000, Bolton 2000-2002

Stats 390 Appearances, 93 Goals

Fun Fact Marshall still sports the tramp chic look he pioneered and was famed for in the 90s, despite the fact that his receding hairline makes his mullet difficult to maintain.

Submitted by Steph Taylor

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Club(s) Chelsea 1988-1992, Tottenham 1992-1996, Ipswich 1996-1999

Stats 146 Appearances, 8 Goals

Fun Fact Cundy is remembered for a freak goal he scored against Ipswich for Tottenham, tackling a player on the half-way line he managed to score a freak wind-assisted goal from the all of 50 yards. This memorable moment can be seen here.