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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) Southampton 1989-2005

Stats 398 Appearances, 9 Goals

Fun Fact In July 2006 he joined Conference South team Eastleigh on a free transfer, to play alongside former Southampton colleague Francis Benali.

Suggested by @indiezizou

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Nationality English

Nationality Goalkeeper

Team(s) Nottingham Forest 1989-2000

Stats 450 Appearances, 1 Goal

Fun Fact Played for England U21 3 times to then go on to represent Wales 8 times.

Submitted by overboard-musings

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Nationality English

Nationality Midfielder

Team(s) Derby 1999-2001 / 2005-2007, Leeds 2001-2005

Stats 184 Appearances, 10 Goals

Fun Fact Seth Johnson played 17 minutes for England in his entire international career, in a 1-0 defeat to Italy in November 2000.

Submitted by David Sims

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Nationality Norwegian

Position Goalkeeper

Team(s) Tottenham Hotspur 1989-1996

Stats 218 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact He was the coach of Tufte IL, a team created for the reality-TV show Heia Tufte! A show about 16 nerds learning to play football.

Suggested by dooks pizzle

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Nationality English

Position Winger

Team(s) Sheffield Wednesday 1996-2000

Stats 24 Appearances, 1 Goal

Fun Fact His father is the musician Trevor Oakes of Showaddywaddy fame

Suggested by @stoner_uk_80

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Nationality English

Position Goalkeeper

Team(s) Blackburn 1990-1996, Crystal Palace 1996

Stats 127 Appearances, 0 Goals

Fun Fact Early on during his time at Tottenham Hotspur, a match at Loftus Road saw him let a soft shot go through his hands and body for an embarrassing goal for which he was dubbed “Booby Mimms”.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) Crystal Palace 1986-1995, Coventry City 1995-2006

Stats 317 Appearances, 1 Goal

Fun Fact Shaw was famously the player that got Eric Cantona sent off before he went on to kung-fu kick Crystal Palace fan Matthew Simmons.

Suggested by @willodoherty

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Nationality Dutch

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Sheffield Wednesday 1996-1997

Stats 19 Appearances, 3 Goals

Fun Fact Orlando is married to Dutch TV presenter and former model (with an equally ridiculous name) Quinty Trustfull

Suggested by @jonpauljames

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Nationality Argentinian

Position Defender

Team(s) Derby County 1998-2002

Stats 90 Appearances, 9 Goals

Fun Fact Was the first Argentinian to play in the premiership when he made his debut on 5th August 1998.

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Nationality Scottish

Position Forward

Team(s) Chelsea 1992-1997, QPR 1997-1998, Everton 1998-1999

Stats 160 Appearances, 58 Goals

Fun Fact Spencer is now the manager of the Portland Timbers after a successful spell as assistant coach at the Houston Dynamo. 

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Nationality English

Position Right Wing Back

Team(s) QPR 1984-1989, Swindon 1989-1993 & 1996-1997 & 1998-1999, Leeds 1993, Tottenham 1993-1997, Ipswich 1997-1998

Stats 277 Appearances, 7 Goals

Fun Fact Spurs paid £450,000 for Kerslake, however he only made 34 appearances in 4 years.

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Nationality English

Position Defender

Team(s) West Ham 1989-1995

Stats 185 Appearances, 3 Goals

Fun Fact Was stabbed by his wife in 1991, after “allegedly” being caught in bed with teammate Ian Bishop. However Morley believes that it was his wife who started these rumours.

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Nationality English

Position Midfielder

Team(s) Man United 1994-1999, Man City 1999-2002

Stats 24 Appearances, 2 Goals

Fun Fact Cooke’s career at United never really took off seemingly leading to his omission from “The Class Of 92” as seen in these pictures where it almost looks as if he was just photoshopped into the original behind Paul Scholes. After many loan spells and foreign transfers he last played for Tony Adams’ Gabala FC in Azerbaijan before being released in May 2011.

Suggested by @AndyVale

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Nationality English

Position Left-back

Team(s) Crystal Palace 1991-1998, Middlesbrough 1998-2002

Stats 264 Appearances, 25 Goals

Fun Fact After leaving Middlesbrough, Gordon played for 20 different clubs in the space of 8 years, including 8 non-league clubs.

Suggested by @WiliamHardy

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Nationality English

Position Striker

Team(s) Newcastle 1989-1992, Coventry 1992-1994

Stats 179 Appearances, 84 Goals

Fun Fact Whilst at Coventry, he was nicknamed ‘Sumo’ and famously quoted that he was the Premier League’s “fattest player over a yard”.